Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Conflicting Emotions

Alright guys I know it isn't blog day, but I have to get this off my chest. I LOVE GREEN LANTERN! He is like a boss! He defiantly has some of the coolest powers of any super hero! Plus he is awesome, and green on the side! And all of his friends and Villains are basically other colors of the rainbow... I mean how can you not like a guy who's biggest weakness is... yellow. He gives a good name to other colors! None shall be left out!

Also the Green Lantern isn't just on his lonesome, He is a part of a galaxy wide organization (for you people who don't know much about the green lantern) He is in the Green Lantern Corp. Basically meaning that he is an intergalactic police officer, with glowing fists. Gotta love it! There is a literal army of epic super heroes! How awesome?!?! Very awesome.

Anyways Green Lantern is like a boss, They are even FINALLY making a movie too!! and who other then Ryan Reynolds? Who is epic! This is super exciting for me! I am PUMPED!

They only problem is that I've loved green lantern for a long time!! Like before he was cool! (to the masses) So now everyone is just going to think I loved the movie, and went out and got all this awesome green lantern stuff! When in reality I am much more of a nerd then that, so it is going to be sad that my nerdiness will be obsolete! It really gives me conflicting emotions... Cuz now green lantern is cool!

Either way! I am pumped! ROCK ON GREEN LANTERN

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I know ah guy.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Splayds and the toasty passer-by


Do you ever find the perfect toaster Pastry? When most all toaster pastries are not far from perfect in the first place, there is a fine line. When you have a thing in front of you, so close to you, so easy to just eat it, and enjoy it's many flavors. All of them running all over your taste buds, making them feel as if they have found the perfect combination. As If you could only ever need this one last toaster pastry to eat for the rest of your life, and then to your udder surprise, you open up a new flavor. And the search starts over again!

 A never ending, ever expanding field of undiscovered magical flavors and happiness await you! From the moment you discover that you can in fact TOAST the toaster Pastry, and the time where you remember that most every delicious thing you could ever eat, is ever more delectable with the wonderful addition of milk. There are many ways you can eat a toaster pastry, Just think of it as whatever flavor it is, as the real thing, it's not just a chocolate fudge flavored super delicious toaster pastry, it in fact IS a chocolate fudge super delicious toaster pastry. And you can enjoy it as such!

 There are many other ways to eat most all of your favorite toaster pastries.

You can in fact eat them while they are cold. Chilled in fact. Perhaps even frozen, if you are living on the edge. Sometimes I've seen fellow enthusiasts eat their toaster pastries with utensils that create a sense of perfect eat-ability, such as the Splayd, Or the Spork.

The Splayd and the Spork give the user a pure and untainted flavor that other utensils can distract from. Since the average consumer, that would be daring enough to eat a toaster pastry with a utensil in the first place, would more then likely be used to eating out of bland and boring utensils such as the Fork and Spoon, whose names are a strange sounding lot to begin with. It's as if they took the method of naming grandparents, Which is mainly letting the 1 year old baby who can not yet speak proper English, name the oldest and wisest member of the family. Whoever's logic that was, I would like to express my most profound gratitude for being so brave and bold, as to come up with such a strange way of doing this. Anyways, Spoons and Forks have strange names, and Sporks and Splayds make much more sense to me, as they should to the normal passer-by.

I've often found myself distracted by the main goal of such ramblings and I have currently found myself entrapped by. So I will try to figure a way to Cleanly bring it all back to how someway or another to the wonderful world of toaster pastries... and I've done it. We are back again! Ooh Joyous day! We can now, with all these wonderful new ways to eat toaster pastries, eat them whenever you please. As I am sure you are craving a wonderful iced strawberry toaster pastry, with a wonderfully perfect sized glass of milk, to beautifully coexist with each bite of toaster pastry that would make it's way from the gloriously designed Splayd, past your lips and being delicious every step of the way!

Go on my dear readers! Do yourself a favor. Pastry yourself. Toast, or chill, or eat with a bowl of your favorite ice cream. Eat it in the morning, At night, For snacks and tea time! Eat it with friends, or you could eat some while you are alone and listening to Ke$ha, when you think no-one is watching... Thats right... I saw you. Don't be ashamed. It happens to everyone, It's a moment of inspired weakness. Enjoy a Pastry! It will be the perfect one! Because EVERY pastry is the perfect pastry, when you believe it to be!

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

It's Dangerous Business you know, walking out your front door.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Whispering conscience and the Renegade re-imagination

Have you ever had one of those moments where you just know that you just know you are doing something wrong? You aren't quite sure what it is, or what to do to fix it. but you know there is something else you should be doing instead. Wasting time with this, not doing enough of that. You know, life stuff.

I totally wish there where a way that people could just want to do the thing that is most important! and get it done quickly without procrastinating! goodness how awesome would that be? I'd love it! think of where we'd all be by now if we could just listen to that little voice that was telling us to do the hard thing...

That would be a world of pure amazement! A place where you'd have enough time to do the things you needed to, and time enough to spare on things that bring you enjoyment, or enjoyment to others. You could be the perfect person, or you know, at least a person that does what he needs to, and is on top of things. Cuz lets face it. I am not that attractive. So might as well try to be good at one thing right?? :D

So my challenge to myself mainly (but feel free to join in!) is to totally be on top of things and take notes, and write stuff down and get stuff done! you know like GET SOOOOME stuff done!!!! Like a boss!

And since I don't think I really have the ability to do it on my own, you guys should totally help me get it done! ;D that'd be epic. I know this is a curve ball into life, but think about how much better your life could be with a lot more little voice listening, and some society hacking, you know. Think outside the box and get more out of life then what most people have for you!!

Let's do it!

I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Peanut’s and Twisty Pizza boxes

Have you ever wondered why in all the years of living someone hasn’t perfected “living” to the way it should be. Well, I because that the perfect life is the one that you are happy living, wether it for better or for worse. As long as you are happy life is like a lovely bowl of coconuts all smiling back at your glorious face.
So, with that in mind, why is it that we all just don’t pretend that our lives are a warm batch of snickerdoodles, and not just any snickerdoodles. Plate sized Snickerdoodles, the kind of snickerdoodles that you would have to put away for fear of a sugar coma! Those kind… My favorite! Anyways. sorry I got “doodle” side tracked. You would think people should just Dilly dally through life being happy with what they have and they would be perfect! 
But because people think that their lives could be better they aren’t satisfied. So they strive for more! and that is a great idea and a great plan! build yourself higher, like an ever expanding leaning tower of pizza boxes that was started with pepperoni and finished up with a beautiful 8 slices of supreme heaven. That makes me hungry just thinking about it! yuuumay.  And a life of ever expanding-ness is one to be proud of, because just being stoned into happiness is a strange and cowardly way out!
This then becomes the problem, If the path to victory is so close that it feels as if you are already there, yet you know there is more to life then just only being satisfied, Where then is the answer, where is the success in life?? Is it a lovely mix of the two worlds?? Why, Yes! of course it is!
Like pooh bear to honey, like milk to PB&J, like Justin Bieber to lack of talent. You must run to the perfect mix! Like Peanut butter to Chocolate, Chocolate being the enjoyment of what you do and where you are at, even if things aren’t going your way. And peanut butter being the most delicious food in the world… Or the hard work and ever striving onward looking mindset, because I am sure that’s what you where expecting. 
So I challenge you all, a race if you will, to find your Reese’s cup of life. It’s a mix you can find and keep. Because it’s ever changing, Like the new Axe fragrance “twist” Seriously!?!?! A flavor changing smell?!?! Sign me up right there! I could smell like a campfire one minute and a pound of sizzling bacon the next! What girl wouldn’t love that? Anyways, back to the Reese’s cup of life! It is ever changing! So the fun is to try to find the beautiful mix of it no matter what situation you are in! 
Have fun out there ya’ll!! and seriously… Don’t do drugs.

I've been setting up some mac stuff, super fun! It makes me happy to be a nerd!

Friday, February 18, 2011